It actually seems really, really expensive.

No, I don’t see why he should get it back when this is over. Sure, there are laws about this but I think in this case we can just ignore them. “State of exception” and all that.

After getting burned a bunch of times—especially by straight men (queers and other genders are generally way kinder) 

I mean that is THE joke of this moment. “HA! You all said I was a friendless recluse but no, turns out I am a prescient, highly responsible public health expert!”

The Onion is objectively more-informative than most news sources nowadays. Like, someone living in a cave and receiving *no* news except printed-out Onion stories would know more about the way the world actually is than someone watching, say, cable news or reading twitter would after a period of 7 days.

Please die of trumpAIDS.

Trumpvirus

Go drink bleach.

Oh no! Who will run real fast and throw the ball real good now?!

Maybe just have an actual event where everyone takes more and more and more PED’s until only one person is left alive.

And Dick Butkis?

I’m still baffled why ‘Pablo Escobar’s private island!’ was considered a fabulous selling point by Fyre. “Yay! I’m going to visit the place the murderous drug dealer once owned! WHEEEE!’.

Eh. The harshness I’ve heard is that viruses do fine in most temparatures. We tend to *think* of viruses as being a ‘winter thing’ just because people spend more time indoors together then and by the time summer comes around, enough people have had that year’s flu/cold/whatever that we’ve developed herd immunity. In…

Yes. If none of this had ever happened, there’d still be the horror of cruise ship norovirus and meningitis outbreaks, negligent captains who flee when they hit a rock, a workforce of enslaved Filipinos, incorporation in tax-less jurisdictions (i.e. Liberia), shaking down destination cities for free berthing and zero…

I hope cruise ships die and lose everything and are offered no bailout and never recover from this. They recruit slaves in the Phillipines. They’re chartered as shell-companies in tax-less jurisdictions and fly flags of convenience, shake down destinations for free berths and pay no taxes. They employ zero U.S.…

Except the number of deaths and cases keeps going up despite everything we’ve been told to do to stop it. Nothing is getting better.

Boomer Remover by another name.

I’ve never heard of One Day at a Time. What the hell even is it?

No one cares about your stupid superhero movies 

AI doesn’t actually work.