What does Bill Gates say?

I keep looking at stores to see if Corona is marked down but no, it remains stubbornly $17.99 a case. Damn, non-paranoid/idiot people, BE STUPIDER!

Do people in mainland China go for Marvel films? I know that Star Wars is a complete dud there.

FINALLY: NINE YEARS after the Esquire editorial ‘Is the Superhero Blockbuster Dying?’ it finally gets killed off.

Hi, EMT here. Let me let that sink in for a few minutes.

Oh and remember: They wouldn’t show up last film but, for Reasons, they will TOTALLY show up now!

Yeah. I mean the problem is: They already had MULTIPLE ‘epic’ ‘final’ space battles. Return of the Jedi. Rogue One. And, in the larger sense, the final episodes of Star Trek Deep Space Nine: It’s ALL been done already. We have SEEN gigantic fleets of gigantic spaceships furiously battling in space, thanks very much.…

CGI. It was done with CGI. Just more stupid CGI shit like it’s been for 25 years now. GO AWAY, WE DON’T LIKE YOU ANYMORE, STAR WARS!

I guess I don’t get it: How do you fail in the bar industry? JUST. SELL. LIQUOR. How hard is that? Maybe your liquor is priced too high or you’ve sited your bar in a heavily Muslim or Mormon neighborhood? I just don’t get it. It’s like when I hear about people (or president-people) going bankrupt in the casino…

K. Not seeing the scandal here. Maybe not every political ‘thing’ (queer and trans people) aligns perfectly with every single other political ‘thing’ (hydraulic fracturing).

So, here’s how this is all going to go down: For about the next 2 weeks, we are all going to be very diligent, very conscientious, very tweet-y about how everyone needs to stay home, stay alone, be good, please, please be good, do the right thing.

So, here’s how this is all going to go down: For about the next 2 weeks, we are all going to be very diligent, very conscientious, very tweet-y about how everyone needs to stay home, stay alone, be good, please, please be good, do the right thing.

So, here’s how this is all going to go down: For about the next 2 weeks, we are all going to be very diligent, very conscientious, very tweet-y about how everyone needs to stay home, stay alone, be good, please, please be good, do the right thing.

Tech companies can help by losing all of their money and firing all their stupid employees and having their founders become poor and the going away forever and being replaced by nothing.

They were always saying both sides were equally bad, which is why South Park is worthless shit.

I hate art.

Seems unlikely; these banana cream pies of my dreams seem(ed) pretty darn authentically banana-y.

Why not? Some of us WANT to look like Frost Giants, dammit!