It’s like others have said: Antonin Scalia would probably have been in Ravenclaw.

In a pinch, get yourself a Hellraiser mask. That’ll take care of it.

Nevermind Gawker and Deadspin: I miss Fleshbot. (Yes, I know it still exists, it’s just no longer part of the Grand Ecosystem...)

The Bachelor/Bachelorette deserves credit for helping to get people re-acquainted with the concept of arranged marriage.  

you always want to see quality studios and games thrive

And when they’re done with all of this work, they’ll have a video game where you can wander around and shoot zombies with guns.

I always thought that, all things being equal, viruses all had an *unlimited* ‘life expectancy’ since they aren’t technically alive (or at least, it’s controversial whether viruses count as living things). They aren’t like bacteria that need to eat, they are just a protein sheath and some DNA or RNA.

I mean ‘globalization’ does indeed sort of work better when goods and money can move around freely but people cannot. If you can’t do international labor arbitrage--outsourcing your work to the place where the workers are treated most shittily (not most efficient; there’s no such thing as ‘more efficient’ workers,…

Yeah, I agree: They are pretty fucking insufferable.

In Europe I think it’s just called ‘nationalism’.

Would modern leftism even exist without white people blaming other white people for being white?

Not today, Santa.

This virus fear at least lets me indulge in my favorite role-play: The Public Health Handjob. “No honey don’t stop: The doctors are saying that we need to wash *every* part of each other *every* day. After this, I’ll make sure you are clean too. Especially those dirty boobs of yours...”

I’m old enough to remember that Bad Kids in middle school used to smoke on the bus. Bus driver would pull over, demand that whoever was doing it stop and yet somehow they kept on doing it, totally hidden. I think the Stink WAS the appeal to them. 

Hear me out here: It just might be that conservatives have a somewhat distorted notion of what a liberal is and what they believe in.

You misheard: There will be no dimes for a tie. No one will receive a 10-cent reward for a tie. You must win outright. 

Listen to the Boys’ Bible Study podcast; it’s a weekly (sorta) analysis of Christian movies. There are Key Elements: the military, one or more dead parents (way more so than even Disney), needlessly passive-aggressive dialogue, slow-mo, film companies that make 1-2 films then go bankrupt, etc. 

With Roy Schieder dead, Lance Henriksen has taken over as Hollywood’s go-to Leathery Guy.

Why was there none of this hand-wringing over Red State a few years ago?

WHO ARE YOU TO REFUSE A RAPPING CGI RABBIT DURING THE CREDITS?!