You’ve seen evidence that people just love detailed, realistic policy plans in politics? 

Here, here are 11 free copies of Anthem with which to wipe away your tears.

Oh you’ve heard about the Roller Coaster Tycoon game set in the EvE universe too?

That sounds like a good reason to *not* make an online shooter.

Aleph-Naught

I got married and raised children.

There was a Titanfall 2?

Yes. Running around and shooting people with guns has been a neglected space in the game world for some time now. 

Meant to add: Yes, staking out a spot in the economy that can *easily* be replicated/competed-against (taxis, hotels, food delivery, office space) is *the* idiot-not-savant move of all these firms. They last exactly as long as the free VC or SoftBank or state incentive grant money does, then are eaten alive by normal…

Yep. The stat I heard was that Blue Apron spends $400 to gain each new customer. That customer spends $320 before quitting the service.

Two girls don’t make a gang?

Or, OR, here’s an idea: Maybe pandering to the male gaze isn’t actually a problem?

Not seeing Tank Girl in here, Ms. McPherson.

Think of it as Funko: The Board Game.

It’s amazing to me how fast supposed advances in technology blow up these days. It’s like we’re scrabbling at some invisible ceiling of progress. This, the Juicero, the F-35, the Littoral Combat Ship, the Kinect, Theranos, Ashley Madison, 3D movies other than Avatar, Cats. Okay, admittedly some of these were scams or…

I miss the iPhone 5C. I drive an ambulance for a living and my EMT pants have a front, velcro pocket EXACTLY the correct size for my 5C back in the day. It *sort of* fits my iPhone 7 now (I adopt technology about 4-5 generations behind the curve). But not quite. 

Or we could go for a walk in the woods.

I can think of no reason at all for this to even exist. 

How do you figure?

Their hats look really stupid.