The Impossible Burger is really, really good.

We just discovered our 9-year-old is even more anti-Trump than us. Asked to identify the current president on a school worksheet, he wrote, “McDonald’s Dump.”

Just saw The Martian and Interstellar almost back-to-back this weekend. So, so damn refreshing after all the star war stuff. S’like, “Holy shit actual science fiction! And not a total reliance on violence and monsters for stakes!”

Does it really though?

I mean I’d say from experience that there is such a thing as a LesBro: A straight man who is more than usually comfortable with lesbian women. To the point of being not-sexually-interested in them, that is. But this guy sounds like not one of those. 

His followers are toxic though! They said so much mean stuff to me and my wife on twitter! No I will not provide examples, but you can totally trust me on this. Who me? I work in investment banking and occasionally write for The Atlantic. My wife? She’s a lobbyist for AIPAC but that’s not important right now.

This is where my years of not knowing who celebrities are or what they do really pays off.

FF12: So. Much. Talking. I mean, you can skip the talking. AND YOU SHOULD. But frankly: I have *NEVER* understood what’s really going on in a Final Fantasy game. But I *ESPECIALLY* didn’t understand what was going on in FF12. Twice I made a promise to go through gamely, try and puzzle through all the dialogue,…

Squall Leonhart was a typical high school student cum child soldier

Reboot clue? Ooooh noooo!

I feel like all of these images premise a future return to big infantry/armored fighting, of the sort we haven’t seen on any scale now since Korea. (And the one time since then might be Desert Storm, which sort of proved there was no point in even trying it anymore).

The Bachelor/Bachelorette is performing a valuable public service in reintroducing people to the idea of arranged marriages.

“I’m seein’ double: FOUR Anthems!”

Or Cats. Or the title of Harley Quinn.

Nah, they’re just going to adjust it so Judy Dench’s CGI looks less unnatural.

194 stars says different.

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