And bear in mind: This is an Icelandic game. Imagine being an Icelander, at this time of year, and not being able to access this, your source of all-pervading entertainment.

Eh. It’s like the way mom and dad’s computer has like 11 additional toolbars in the browser. 

We all had such a good laugh at that part of that old movie “Demolition Man” where Taco Bell was the last/only restaurant in the world, didn’t we?

Brett Stephens prefers that you refer to it as “Fashion Jewish Person”.

I kind of *am* an idiot, so no biggie.

Did you watch the Jeff Goldblum episode on spendy sneakers? I was similarly baffled. Especially given how out-and-out hideous so many of these custom, celebrity-endorsed sneakers are.

Hey guys: I have these rare, expensive, limited edition sticks of dynamite for ya right here . . .

None of these guys are worth as much as the stuff they burn. 

Everything’s offensive now, we can’t say anything.

The original Star Trek aired from 1966 to 1969.

Now let’s all get back to watching some live-action incest-sex, castration, infliction of paraplegia on children and death-by-molten-gold on Game of Thrones. . .

People don’t call native Americans savages. That isn’t a thing that happens.

Savage is not a racial slur being used today.

Savage is ok.

Savage is not a slur though.

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I’m sorry but you appear to have vanished up the ass of your own sarcasm and I cannot for the life of me even tell what it is you are complaining about.

1.) I am absolutely certain that she is incorrect about the origins of that term.

Shorter all-of-politically-inflected-Kotaku: “Why did the people who made this game make the game they wanted to make instead of the game I and about 25 other Highly Online people, prefer that they would have made instead?!”