Sure, why not.

I suppose fancy men must enjoy that sort of thing.

I don’t understand: Didn’t you guys already post about Star Wars a few times?

Feel like at this point, after years of pondering the question, we ought to have received definitive word about whether or not they are, in fact, giants.

Why do stadiums for *any* sport even have seats anymore? Sports bars or watching at home are so, so obviously superior.

Count Dooku vs Duke Cunto 

Yeah but even bleacher seats are like 150 woopi-woopi these days!

Watching pod racing live is dumb: Bake in the Tatooine sun, then the racers jet off and everyone just sort of sits there in silence for 15 minutes looking at their iPads.

Tomorrowland was a better movie AND theme park than Star Wars was either one.

Well, it’s like a movie where you wait 1 hour and 40 minutes in line first and it costs $130 per person plus airfare to Orlando.

I would love to push him over the railing at the waste treatment center, that’s similar.

Nope: Hundreds of painted q-tips.

The first thing you have to realize about Star Wars is that isn’t very good.

Everyone stop talking about Star Wars forever right now.

That all looks terrible.

Yes, and then you can get the Google Glass slapped off your stupid face just like last time you stupid computer dweebs tried this!

Or you could go for a walk in the woods. 

Virtual Reality: No, It Still Isn’t Very Good At All

I support Hermione-Giant Squid fan fic.

“ You can’t make an argument that it’s OK for people to rip off just the people you dislike”