There’s a press conference at 1 today. I really hope they grill Bruce Allen about why the hell he deserves to have a job. It’s ridiculous.

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

Snyder had to get it done before the sun came up and he was back in his coffin. 

Counterpoint:  Fuck Dan Synder

My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw him pass out at the game last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

I trust you, as you are a Legit News Outlet.

According to my brother-in-law, who was at the game and walked past this just before it happened, the people he spoke with who arrived afterwards said the guy was pretty badly injured and removed by ambulance. Second hand, obviously, but he also was told that before the tweet went viral, so take that for what it's…

That table was probably particle board, not pine.

Come on guys, we all know that a real analyst would never break down specific coverage and personnel in incredible detail, he would just say it’s about “who wants it more.”

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code. 

Jimmy CouldntFly Snuka

“Yup...that’s me... you’re probably wondering how I got here...” 

“What was he thinking?”

The slowness by which Bills fan bystanders tend to him (not to mention the fact they held onto their beers) is as 1:1 on-brand as it gets.

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

I don’t have a lot of sympathy for people who do dumb shit and get hurt, but jesus h christ, everyone just stood there looking after he faceplanted from 12 feet up at a full sprint. One guy saunters up, looks like he’s going to poke the maybe-dead guy with his toe. What the fuck, Buffalo?

Huh.  Difficult to believe that didn’t work out.

I view these clips as audition tapes for being the next Tony Romo when Bill O’Brien prematurely ends Watson’s career. I wonder how Watson’s golf game is...

Once again I curse the fact that this awesome dude is playing for the effing Texans, who are operated by a coach who seems to believe an O-Line is an optional part of the team.