It doesn’t matter that she’s 16 or what the age of consent laws in Europe are. The value of a woman’s voice is not connected to how much you do or don’t want to have sex with her.

Busted

Uh, you know those ads are served based on your search history my dude.

I, for one, am utterly shocked to see disgusting behavior coming from the immaculate heaven that is the Italian soccer world.

You know those ads are populated by your browser history and not the website you see them on right?

Change scares my feelings, which, when you have them, are gay.

“I have never thought that thing I said” is pretty impressive by the admittedly already high standard of bullshit to say in insincere apologies. 

Congrats on being both the first and last 4th division assistant youth coach to be mentioned by name on Deadspin!

You know how the old defense for a lot of creepy dudes banging underage teens is, “She looks older?” The opposite could not possibly be more true for Greta. She's 16, but she has the vibe of a precocious 11-year-old. (This in no way diminishes the righteousness of her fury, BTW.) So for this dude to be saying that…

It’s a me, Pedo!

Resting Married-to-Mort Face

I’ve seen this a half a dozen times and it’s amazing and amusing every time.

So, no one’s gonna mention Humphrey’s dressed like it’s the 1970s?

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

Tesla’s marketing is full of conflicting statements. Elon wants to promise the moon but the legal department has to step in and make it clear that you are only getting a picture of the moon and not the actual moon.

I like that Koenigseggegeegeg is upset about their car’s perceived auction value, but seemingly unbothered by its association with an African dictator who has stolen the money to buy their vehicle.

This Veneno on this color has to be one of the most ugly supercars ever made

My oldest, who’s almost 2, has twice ran headfirst into walls on purpose.