Wurrwulf

9/24/19

I had the game on in the background, half watching, and I swear, by crowd noise, I thought they were in Chicago. I didn’t realize until reading this that it was a home game for Washington.

9/24/19

I am genuinely afraid for Haskins. The comparable situation is the Dolphins, but Fitzpatrick has been around long enough to know he’s in an impossible situation and can manage it, and Rosen is smart enough (and undoubtedly jaded enough after his experience with the Cardinals last year) to have some self-preservation…

9/24/19

Yes.

9/24/19

9/23/19

Oh no! Now UCF fans can’t claim to be Ultimate Wizard Champions of All Creation, or whatever made up shit they labeled their second-tier team with.

9/23/19

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

9/23/19

“You can just throw them out of windows??”

9/22/19

The thing about crowning achievements is that some societies are so starved of leadership that they’ll bestow rule with the least forethought. Defeating a backwards rabble of pirates is hardly the foundation of government.

9/21/19

+1 franchise crossover film

9/21/19

Excellent pictures!

9/21/19

The Reggie Bush who didn’t play for USC was the best college player I never saw. And, I deny I saw it.

9/21/19

ANOTHER Plumlee?

9/21/19

With seven minutes to play, freshman running back Markese Stepp bulldozed a poor Ute for his first career touchdown.

9/21/19

Feels like a case where the few people with any power got together, laughed a little at the band geeks not being able to take some good old joshing around, and chalked it all up to “Boys will be boys and maybe this will help those nerds get some thicker skin.”

9/21/19

We’ll know that Porsche has decided to go “all-in” on this pissing match when they introduce this upgrade:

9/21/19

So that’s how they broke the record. Carpool lane.

9/20/19

Hurry, CantSleep’s trapped on the escalator at the mall!

9/20/19

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

9/20/19

Well that escalated, deescalated, escalated and deescalated quickly...

9/20/19

Yeah $4K is probably not worth it, but ya know if this guy is in a financial situation where $4K is an insurmountable barrier, then it's an option. There are probably a huge chunk of Americans out there for whom $4K is an enormous pile of cash.