I’m a very stupid man.
I’ve always been a very stupid man.
I don’t think I’ve ever been stupider than when I thought, “Instant Replay will make the game better.”
So far, from the Kennedy assassination to Trump speeches, the only thing instant replay has made better is tennis - marginally...
/back to being stupid...

I got diagnosed with nut cancer in February and had surgery to remove the lumpy nut in March. They prescribed Oxys for my pain and a friend of mine went and picked them up from the pharmacy for me while I iced my junk at home.

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

At least you flushed something.

Now anytime I’m threatened with a trip to Cleveland I can remind the missus I’ve been banned for life.

Poor Eric. First he gets unjustly banned from the stadium, now he was bloggers publicly describing him as “beefy.”

This is really funny and really Brownsy. But I think the best part is that there was a moment where some junior sleuth who interns for the Browns looked at an Instagram post by a Cleveland DJ and exclaimed, “We got you, you son of a b***h!” and then excitedly picked up his phone.

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

Well, there goes my Porsche 911 Turbo...

I’m sorry that happened to you. I’m sorry that I used to be the kind of man who contributed to that in a small way. I’ve tried to be a better person.

Love this comment. I was a sheltered girl who blossomed at 13 with NO IDEA that I looked different. I could not count how many times I heard comments from GROWN men and women that I knew exactly what I was doing, or that I was intentionally walking a certain way or any number of comments. It makes me sick. I would…

Rectum?  Damn near killed ‘um!

It’s “intergluteal cleft apertures.” in a situation like this, never curb your euphemisms.

I’m surprised they don’t have to fight off moose that share the water with them during every meet.

Stop punishing young women for making you horny.

TIL that swim meets in Alaska don’t immediately give all competitors concussions upon diving in.

It’s quite common in butt rock circles

The teen’s one-piece swimsuit had reportedly bunched up and was showing her “intergluteal cleft,”

But does it pair well with Zapp’s Voodoo Chips?

Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda! Is it truuuue? Mmmhmmm, VooDoo, VooDoo, Voo-do-hooooo!