More like Pooperintendent amirite

enjoy, friend.

Before you plant yourself too firmly on Team Draymond based on this response

Shaq says Barkley can save energy by hitting Green a quarter as hard unlimited times, so he never uses a full punch.

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Mockin’ white supremacy, takin’ my time
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you rip the sign?

I think you’re missing the obvious here... the Golden State Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

Um, I think we’re all missing the point. Clearly Rosen’s girlfriend had her wits about her in the airport and, knowing it was the Browns, made something up that would “turn them off”. Brilliant strategy on her part.

Is anyone surprised that the Browns are outsourcing their scouting to a collegiate women’s volleyball coach? It is a perfectly Browns-like move.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

If a guy or gal was penalized for that, it was a wrong interpretation by the local rules official.

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She was so drunk she made it that whole way in the wrong lane.

You see invasive reptile, I see alligator sauce piquante, blackened alligator, alligator sausage...

Events are NOT cooler because of alligators.

fresca is ridiculously underrated.

Vodka + Fresca = drunk and not fat. I’m not even a big vodka fan, but man, Fresca came out of obscurity for me with that basic mix.

It’s incredibly jarring to watch the NFL celebrate a guy narrowly avoiding losing use of his legs, as they simultaneously have a ton of lawyers working overtime to shaft hundreds of retired players whose lives have been ruined by the injury trauma.

Not only that! They had him announce HIS FUCKING REPLACEMENT.

You sure, Goodell, you rat-fucking bastard, that you wanted to remind people of the truth about your sport?