The rest of the world may look at our team of curlers and see what appears to be a group of small town credit union employees taking a group golf outing a bit too seriously, I see a group of champions who are about to bring grey chinos with a black belt back into style.

What wasn’t mentioned is that Uzi Nissan isn’t his real birth name. He changed it. His real name is AK47 Datsun.

Nichols, who writes these monologues herself,

Or, instead of forcing people to do huge amounts of digging for information that is intentionally obfuscated by dealers and manufactures and then necessitating so much checking for loop holes and fine print that you need to hire a consultant like Tom just to find out the real fucking price of the car you’re dropping…

Steve Keeley is a regular presenter on Fox29. He also looks like the villain from the Mask:

It looks like roofing tar.

After 20 years my parents still had tension. But it was the “I want to stab you with this knife” kind so I guess it doesn’t count.

As a married fella I can tell you: Not as many as you hope.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

The fuck is happening here

Just a constructive heads up, Tim. The article doesn’t mention Cassie Sharpe’s nationality. I’m not as up on women’s snowboarding skiing, so I had to google her to satiate my curiosity. For the record, she’s Canadian.

“Same country that puts money ahead of the lives of its children also puts money ahead of the behavior of lecherous individuals preying on children.”

The failure success of adult-run systems governments built on the achievements blood of young athletes people to protect those athletes donors from horrifying abuse loss of wealth and influence is breathtaking.

The reason most of their turbo engines end up needing rebuilding is because “enthusiasts” do questionable upgrades and end up blowing them.

And what about the kids who die on other days?

Ironic for a man whose livelihood was solely based off shooting.

FREAK

Dude, Swissman is not the preferred nomenclature. Alpine-American, please.