I had this same look after that blocked OU field goal.

+1 For Toilet-dick-chicken. Great band name too.

When my son was 3, his junk was seat-height. One day he was lifting the lid and dropping it, pulling his bits out before contact. I told him to stop, he didn’t, and shortly after, his timing was off.

• WAS AT FRIEND’S HOUSE AND SOMEONE THREW A SHOE AT HIS TESTICLES

As the father of 8-year-old twins, I can say with certainty that there’s nothing unusual about a kid’s brother slamming the toilet seat down on his 4-year-old wang. It’s happened more times than I can count.

So it’s not only rugs that are micturated upon?

NEW LANDLORD THOUGHT HIS APT WAS EMPTY KICKED THE DOOR DOWN STRIKING HIM IN THE TESTICLES AND FACE

I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

Filling segments with science!? This is why ESPN is losing the conservatives.

Actual picture of Patrick Redford prepping for this article.

“Man attempts to whip horse, falls down, gets trampled.”

Ehh, a little misleading. It only actually cost him 20 cents. That is a hell of a bummer, though.

Nevermind those.

“It’s a tarp!”

Yo, my Sicilian ass got a huge fucking nose.....but how fucking big is this guy’s nose to where he could drop a fucking dime into it?

A Chrismass Eve Miracle!

This play didn’t just wreck the Falcons’ chances of winning the game, it damn near killed ‘em.

Baby got (D)Back