Good article. As a lifelong resident of Mississippi (thank you for your condolences), and a Green Bay Packers fan, I can say that more people in this state would prefer the Packers game than watching the Giants shit the bed with the Eric Trump of Mannings at QB. Brett Favre made a lot of Mississippians into Packers…

Amateur

It’s gonna be great watching the Niners or the Browns just fuck his future all up.

I get that Jokic is really good but I don’t get why everyone fawns over him like he’s the first of his kind as a great offensive center who can shoot 3s. He’s a smaller, slower, less powerful Boogie who can’t protect the rim. And he always looks sick. Get that kid some vitamins.

I watched the game last night. Not saying the Pelicans weren’t terrible last night, but the only reason why the Nuggets routed the Pelican was that nasty headbutt done to Anthony Davis that gave him a concussion. That, and the forever present ref-ball against Boogie. It’s actually sort of funny to see him instantly…

I’m a fan of the Pelicans and enjoyed these comments by coach Gentry.

Okay, but there’s a really funny story behind that song. Merle & Willie and (I think) Hank were rolling down I-40 in their tour bus, stoned to the fucking bejeezus. When they passed an exit sign for Muskogee, OK, Merle took a hard drag on the joint, giggled, & said, “I bet they don’t smoke marijuana in Muskogee!”

I have always thought that what overworked, overtired truckers needed was a truck that accelerated very quickly.

Are the Pelicans the worst managed team in the NBA? Two generational talents to hover around .500 at best.

AKA The Mayo Boys. AKA Cracker Barrel.

Every Met down in Playoffville liked Baseball a lot, but the Wilpon, who lived just north of Playoffville - did not. The Wilpon hated Baseball - the whole Baseball season. Now, please don’t ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn’t…

Don’t forget the second part of this, using both the child’s first and middle names (if applicable).

I’m sure the defense, up 44 and using backups, was really pressing at that point.

I loved reading about toe & claw length as distinguishable characteristics between black bears & grizzlies. If you’re close enough to notice the length of a grizzly’s claws, it’s probably because it just used them to maul you to death. 

Papa Hitler’s sauerkraut pizza is not the wurst.

“So I *hiccup* gave a nazis the finger on twiir. I did. I wantit to say ‘hey, you nazi assholes, you want a pizza me?’ but I dint. *hiccup* I prolly should have..Have you ever tried eatin your pizzza the ‘wrong way?’ Don’t *hicup* even repeat this..bu is kinda fun. Don’t even repeat that”

I just wanted to say, fuck you, for calling pizza, za.

Both “Pizza” and tiki torch makers have had to publically make a stand against Nazi’s in 2017. I mean, come the fuck on. That is not a sentence I would have guessed I would ever have to type.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

“Come, let us gingerly touch our tips.”