This guy was more pissed.

He’s wiry.

Since it already hit above the yellow line, it would have been a homer anyway...yes, this is comedic, but it was a homer before he bobbled it.

If the ball hits the yellow line isn’t it a HR at that point?

Now a specialist on the uneven balls.

That seemed more like a taint focused mishap than cock and balls injury.

I would have gone with swole-leg

Oleg? More like No-leg, amirite?

Rodgers could have been a star on the office with that look.

I haven’t seen an owner act this entitled toward a player since Marge Schott.

Wassup Fresh—it’s our turn baby...GATOR BOOTS

You’re telling me somebody bred volleyball with foursquare?

Fratspin

Tom Llamas won’t share his Apple Music Family account with his friends because it would be wrong since they aren’t family members

Tom Llamas will calculate his server’s tip down to the penny and leaves change on the table instead of just rounding up to the next dollar.

Tony Llamas knocks on the door of everyone in his condo building to find out who left their clothes in the dryer 5 minutes after it stopped, ignoring the other empty dryers.

Tom Llamas pronounces it Chi-poll-tay.

For real. Yesterday someone on MSNBC was talking to a man from the national guard, they were broadcasting the call. The reporter asked if the national guard guy had any important messages to convey- his answer was, “DON’T SHOOT. If people are in stores taking food and supplies, they are in survival mode, and we’re…