Thank you for this. I will now ONLY refer to them as frisbees from here on out.

Still not as good as this kid:

A piston engine goes boing, boing boing... but a Mazda goes mmmmm.

Given a good portion of them are saying racist things, including actual WWII era Nazi slogans, I’d say the ones who are “protectin muh herituge” might be in the wrong crowd.

‘Twas a sad day when the Kidrockawa tribe slaughtered the Bawitdaba tribe. Luckily the Bangtabangdiggydiggy tribe has kept up their heritage for all these generations.

bunch of fat white dudes thinking they’re all little caesars

Or possibly the Tednugenti or Kidrockawa.

“The Red Wings believe that Hockey is for Everyone...”

Orloved. FIFY.

We should put a statue of “FUCK DA EAGLES” girl in front of the Superdome.

Lifelong Saints fan. The airport store replaying the ‘09 postseason always makes me smile. Sad? Perhaps. But I’m old enough to remember the days when we were the only NFL team to NEVER HAVE A WINNING SEASON, much less a playoff appearance, much less a playoff victory. A local TV station used to run promos with a song…

Apparently they paid those fines in cash.

They basically have to do a prequel at this point. Dial it way back. Explain why, exactly, they were stealing DVD players. Where did that bad tuna sandwich recipe come from, and why did they never change it?

Trubisky was more of a titties QB.

More Cushenberry for the pushenberry

EVERY SINGLE TIME

Mayo goes on the very bottom as a moisture barrier. This much is gospel. And the anti-mayo people can fuck right off. The others go up top, which also prevents the condiments combining and making a mess.

“Yeah, man. No stomach for risk at all. They need to just stop waiting for everyone else to make the first move and just jump in. Have they learned nothing from my brother Leroy?”

Except both Jordan and Kobe benefited from having all time greats besides themselves on their teams.