Well, if you're going to use the insanity defense, running around bare assed and attacking cops is a good start...

I hope you receive 1M stars.

I truly hope that somewhere out in this world is a tombstone with “I want me some glory hole” etched into it.

There's at least one, if not two, of these running around the New Orleans area with this exact paint scheme. I believe one of them has a Stripes reference custom plate.

Yeah, somewhere in the middle of HS. I really don’t care that he doesn’t want to play center. He just has a habit of talking out of both sides of his mouth. “I don’t want to play center.” “Coach, I’ll play center, if you need me to.”

I really hope Odell does to Baker what Portis did to Mirotic.

If you are truly interested: here’s a 20 minute highlight reel from the NOP/POR Playoff series. Watch how often, especially when NOP is on defense, that either Mirotic or Solomon Hill are defending Nurkic or Ed Davis. AD primarily defended Aminu. When the Pels are on offense, there was still a whole lot of Nurkic…

1st Gear: So, are they talking about getting away from the Wal-Mart strategy and going the Costco route?

Nurkic averaged 12pts and 8 rebounds in that series.

All you need to do is watch AD play against Embiid to see why he doesn’t want to play the 5. The dude absolutely shrinks when he has to play somebody physically.

Thank you, Sydney, Andrew, and David. 

It drove my ex-wife into a fucking rage every time I would give her a thumbs up as a response to something she said. She absolutely took it as the “whatever you say, you dumb asshole”. It didn’t start out as a passive aggressive move, but once she told me it pissed her off, I would do it just to fuck with her. She didn…

Yeah, I signed up for $1/month, and I've already played through Rise of the Tomb Raider, Tacoma, and We Happy Few. That's a hell of a deal for $1/month, especially for games with controversies like We Happy Few.

The 2nd generation xB. The first gen was a brilliant little city car. Efficient use of space and fuel. Fun to drive, and a fun, quirky thing to look at, cheap to buy and run. ...And then Toyota said, “Let’s throw all of that away.” They bloated the shit out of it, made it less fuel efficient, made it less space…

This is what dumbasses keep missing: he can BOTH average less runs per game this year AND have more total runs this year.

Hat tip to you, sir/madam.

I can’t believe I’m about to type this: 2016 Ford Escape Titanium.

I don't know, but I wish every single politician in DC would go there for open heart surgery.

I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.

As the owner of an '85 GS with a GSL swapped rear end: you are correct.