Neutral: I’m hoping that I can limp my POS along through the rest of this year. I don’t have the cash right now to buy something, and I’ve already got too much debt. If my car does take a shit, I’ll probably be in another $5000 POS in the hopes that it will last long enough for me.

Demps did as he was told. This was all Mickey Loomis and Gayle Benson. They did this to the Lakers because the Lakers tried to strong arm them, and they weren't going to stand for it. Demps will be fired regardless, and more than likely will have nothing to do with the actual trade come summer. I'm not worried about…

With other teams in the East getting better before the trade deadline, NYK clearing space and having picks, and LAC clearing space and getting picks, Ainge better come correct. AD will sign an extension in NY or LA; it’s uncertain if he will in Boston, so his offer isn’t going to shrink just because the Lakers didn’t…

I tried to warn y’all: we petty. Have y’all not seen what Mrs. B and Loomis just did to the Lakers? (Pro tip: Dell Demps will be fired regardless and has nothing to do with the way the AD trade has been handled.) New Orleans will love you fiercely if you love it back; if not, fuck y’all, we’ll never let you forget.

The Pelicans lost to the Pacers last night, too. They didn’t have AD, Mirotic, Payton, Moore, or Randle playing, though. They lost by 2.

Flipped my ‘99 Contour SVT into a ditch learning how to heel-toe. I was 16 and didn’t have a license. Thankfully, my small town didn’t result in a cop finding me. My dad drove the car home Ace Ventura style after his buddy pulled it out of the ditch. His first words to me were, “Well, that was expensive.” He actually…

Lakers: Our core guys will be stars! The Pels should be grateful for this trade offer!

Here. and Here.

I don’t think AD is moving until the off season.

Twatter Prognosticators, for what they’re worth, mentioned: Knox, DSJ, Ntilktina, NY’s 1st Round Pick, Dallas’s (2) 1st Round Picks, + salary filler. With NY basically giving up on the year and Zinger not playing this year with Dallas, the picks could be high enough to convince the Pelicans.

They're going to trade for AD and hope that AD and Kyrie being "best friends" will land the pair in NY. NY has already said that they aren't concerned about AD claiming to be a one-year rental. If NY's pick winds up Top-2, I believe they have a shot at convincing the Pelicans.

But, but, but we don’t have a homeless Veterans problem here...

Does this mean the ~50 new-in-package Hot Wheels I recently rediscovered in my parents’ house will gain value?

Never, -ever- underestimate the pettiness of New Orleans. We will never let shit go.

I still think Solo rocking the full durag has been my headgear highlight so far. There were points during the game that he looked like a 45 year old dude at the Y with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. 

Sonofabitch! #55 Mazda comes across the nose of the #57, and they both go spinning. Two cars I'm rooting for just ran into each other. WTF?

I has to read this 3 times to realize that you weren’t referring to the “HNIC” that Morgan Freeman taught me.

Teh wemenz are up to 4th in class! Kick some ass, ladies!

I solo attended a good friend’s wedding a week after my wife filed for divorce. I don’t know about attending future weddings. On the one hand, free whiskey. On the other hand, everything else.