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Dynamism? Michael Thomas, you know, the Saints’ #1 receiver, just had 211 yards and a touchdown. I’m sure the Rams weren’t keying on him, though. Get rekt, son. Julio isn’t shit. Fuck outta here.

As a Saints fan: LOLOLOLOL HOW’S THIS FUCKIN’ CLOWN STILL CONSIDERED A TOP 5 RECEIVER. Four touchdowns in 1.5seasons? Fucking rookie Tre’Quan Smith has 3 already.

Brees and AD are both making MVP claims this year.

Davis was told he would get beef if he said something.

1st Gear is why the 1st gen Scion xB (“A car for the youths!”) wound up being bought by a bunch of olds. The front doors opened up a huge hole to slide into an impressively high seat. There was no “step down” like in a truck or SUV/CUV, either. Man, I miss my '06...

I was thinking the same thing! Nine seconds to cover 64 yards? Holy shit!

I love the M45, especially in profile view.

My assumption: if he dies, his family probably won't have any health care bills; but if when he's 35 and still dealing with health care related to this, I doubt the school will still be willing to pay for the costs. I don't think this crowdfunding is to pay for his surgeries, hospital stay, etc right now; I would

How much do you really expect from the commentariat of a website that prides itself on dick jokes, poop stories, and mascots shooting their dicks off? Maybe you shouldn’t be such a tightass. “It will help you a lot in life.”

Hello and welcome to Deadspin. You’re going to be quite a busy person offering your armchair psychology to all of the people who “spew their hatred” on this website.

Yeah, except A&M was ranked 22nd, and Bama nearly doubled their fucking score by winning 45-23. They didn’t need a fucking end-of-game, come-from-behind touchdown to win. Dumb fuck.

I can’t believe the blowjob these announcers are giving Clemson. “With their backs against the wall...” “Outlasting their opponent.” Fucking please. You beat an unranked team by 4 points. You gave up 23 points with “one of the best defenses in college football” to an unranked team. Fucking shitheel Ohio State won a

I did, as well. I somehow thought that rule went into effect 10-15 years ago.

The Saints’ garbage-ass defense got hit with back-to-back Roughing the Passer penalties. The first for body weight, and I still haven’t figured out the reason for the second.

I want a docu-series of Bird and Taurasi wrecking jabronis at various Ys once they retire.

Just the other day, The Cooking Channel had a Good Eats rerun on how adding salt to sweet and sugar to salt improved foods. Maybe she was taking Alton Brown’s advice to an extreme.

Things I’ve experienced in 30 years of being a “car guy”. Middle-class car guys are more often insufferable fuckwads that don’t want you within 20 feet of their $20k car. Rich people who bring their Porsches or Lamborghinis or Ferraris or Audis to actual car events are all about letting people experience their shit.

My take away is more that the SportsCenter Twitter handle rolled over for Saban. The tweet should have read “Insufferable Dick Saban is incapable of answering meatball PR question; berates our employee."

I don't know shit about her mom or brother, but I was terrified of Rita having any stake in either team.