D’oh! My memory must be going...

I thought DeAndre Jordan killed Brandon Jennings in 2013. Glad to see he recovered!

“This was a really tough contract situation. The Vikings are incredibly tempting, but I’ve decided to stay in New Orleans because of Drew Magary. Have fun going back home, Drew!”

Alternatively, I’d love to see a 6' 180lb woman tossing around a 5'2" 125lb man.

I’d say he’s closer to 400. I’m 6'4" 215lbs and look like a rake compared to Trump. Buddy at work is 6'3" 400lbs and looks comparatively sized.

As a Saints fan, the 9ers game was the first thing I thought.

Oh, fuck you if you’re too stupid to know that every team has a bounty “system”.

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Going from my 2002 Outback with no tint to my wife’s 2014 Escape with factory tint gives me anxiety. I can’t see a fucking thing out of her car. The rear headrests completely block the tiny rear windows, and the factory tint is like, 20%. I love my fishbowl Outback, even if it is a leaky, over-heating hunk of shit.

I didn’t realize Cam Newton went to the National Championship game.

Name checks out.

Motor Trend clocked a 2015 Sport at 5.7 seconds 0-60. Could the ST with a ~10% power bump and a much better transmission get under 5 seconds?

I didn’t know Chad Kelly had a sister.

Y’all are fucking insane if you think this Money Machine is going to pull a star player in the 4th quarter of a close game in the Playoffs. Tyrod Taylor, a shitty QB on a shitty team, is there for the posturing of an NFL That Cares. NFL MVP Cam Newton is not leaving this game unless he’s on a cart.

He’s reasonably and consistently a maniacal dickbag.

I find that even on the lowest setting, the seats in my wife’s Escape are much too warm for me. I’d much rather cooled/ventilated seats.

He’s a shitbag, garbage human being.

While the magical 300hp can be argued day and night by enthusiasts, I think 99% of the people on the road should be capped at 150hp. It’s absolutely insane to me that Joe Blow can stuff a burger and fries into his face or Susie Jane can put on her make up while piloting a fucking Camry or Accord that does 0-60 in 5…

I think the amazing takeaway from this story is that Congress actually listened to its constituents once.

Alvin Kamara showed no signs of a concussion, referees insisted he go through the protocol, out for the game.