So, hypothetically, had he pulled a Mustang-leaving-Cars-n-Coffee: jail time? Loss of office? What kind of implications are we talking?

Maybe when the better team is tripping over their dicks in the final moments of a game, you find a way to prove that you’re worth a shit?

Game really wasn’t in question considering Paul George vanished for 11:59 of the 4th quarter. 1-4FG, 1-2FT, 4pts.

“Without a doubt, Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift(or, for the simpler fans, Fast and Furious Three) is the best film of the franchise.”

Why were the Raptors trying to score with 10 seconds left? They were down 15. Dribble it out. You’re going to lose anyway. But somehow losing by 17 is worse than losing by 15? How about not getting your ass beat in the first place?

Holy shit! College basketball is garbage. I watched the Final Four and the NC game. If that’s the best basketball colleges can produce, something needs to change. Those three games were fucking brutal to watch. How many fucking field goals and free throws can you miss in 3 games? Fucking all of them, apparently.

My father-in-law took Amtrak from New Orleans -> Chicago -> Seattle before hopping on the Alaskan Cruise. He came back with so many stories about how much he enjoyed the cruise. The only thing he ever said about the train was that it was great that he could bring his own ice chest full of beer and liquor.

Enjoy your Popcorn Lung!

I’m digging the hell out of it. The dude hosting Extra Gear is the most Nigel-ist Nigel to ever Nigel, though.

“...suddenly competent Pelicans...”

Counter point: Don’t wear your golds while playing a contact sport. Fucking hair is fair game; you think your chain will survive?

Give him a break, he’s the only player on Louisville’s sorry-ass team to score points today.

Does the TSA fear that if you pet the dog, he’d be like, “I know you’ve got a couple grams on you, but that ear scratch was hella good. We’re cool, dude.”

Two things:

Don’t worry, Guice will run all over Louisville just like Fournette would have.

Best.

Every Sunday from 2003 to 2015, starting at 3pm CST, I was on FG looking for the newest episode. It was a huge part of my life, and I continue to rewatch old episodes now. For me, it will never be better than the stretch from Series 6 to Series 12.

Series 7, Episode 3 (The France Trip) was my favorite episode for many years. It still may be, actually. Jezza’s speech about car decisions being a matter of love and not logic still gives me goosebumps.

I grew up ~25 miles due north from where Coach O grew up, and I thank my lucky stars every goddamn day that I don’t sound like him.

Anthony Davis followed 50/16 with a 45/17 game in another loss against GSW. As a Pels fan, I feel sorry for the guy. Then I remember he’s being paid $150M.