My EJ has 97k and I have to add coolant every 3 days and oil every 2 weeks. My brother’s 04 STi is on its second motor and 3rd set of head gaskets. So??

My local sports radio options in the morning are: North & Furman or Mike & Mike. I choose Mike & Mike. My mornings are miserable, and I’ll probably drive into a bridge abutment one day because NOLA Sports channels hate me.

My wife questioned what I was watching when I yelled out, “Fat man jacked a dinger!"

Best In Show > A Mighty Wind > Spinal Tap

I’d be willing to bet that if you went to your City Hall and saw the actually zoning and property lines, you will see that the first 6-10 feet on either side of the roadway is actually county/city property. Just because some asswipe cuts the grass, it doesn’t mean they own the land. If there are drainage or utilities…

As someone who lives in the immediate vicinity of a city that has seen several uber-rich “rallies” pass through, fuck Gumball and the rest. These assholes drive like maniacs as soon as they are 1 mile away from a city center, and when they are in city centers, they drive like complete douchebag assholes.

Yet another New Orleans cast off becoming completely serviceable for another team.

Wooderson would like a word.

BMW owners HAVE to know how to get their cars in Park, they have a reputation to uphold.

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.

On mixing up Josh Gordon and Von Miller, Manziel responded, “I don’t know, man. They both look like my childhood butler.”

Do you know who else produces engines that “[A]re known to burn oil, blow seals, make very little torque and above all, not do so hot on EPA fuel economy drive cycles”? Subaru and their flat 4. Nobody tells them to stop.

When ND got the ball with ~18 seconds left, why didn’t SFA foul? Putting them on the line and giving yourself a shot at a basket seems much safer than “play good defense”.

As you are an immigrant, Trump will have you sent back to your home land by 2018. Trump’s America is only for white, American-born Christians, preferably with lots of cash.

Ahhh, the old bridge abutment method. Thought of doing that a few times myself... Seems effective.

Alex Zanardi would like a word with you...

Fuckin’ dude is 22. Absolutely insane.

The best is the sports talk radio guys down here outraged because this will hurt recruiting. Hahahaha. Yeah, that’s the important thing here.

Last time I was at Commander’s Palace (~6 years ago), the bartender lit the lemon peel on fire briefly. I thought it was hokey, but it legitimately added a little bit of smokiness to the drink. Very tasty.

I used to use Ouzo, myself.