Sorry that I made half a dozen women feel skeeved out in 2007, but the end game was building my confidence in approaching women. Sorry that some guy said you were pretty before running out the door.

When I was a younger, shyer, drunker man, I used the compliment-and-walk method as a way to build confidence in talking to women. Was I awkward? Creepy? Probably. I don’t know, I never stuck around to see their reaction. All I know is that it helped build a sense of confidence that helped immensely later in life.

The whiff...

When I was 9, my dad bought my brother and I a racing kart. Problem was, we didn’t have a truck or trailer. So, my dad would borrow my grandfather’s El Camino, put the cart in the back, and I would ride between the two front seats to the track.

How does the back open? Is a swing gate? A tailgate?

My main problem is that it’s not even original. Shitbag Bears fans flew this message during the 2006 NFC Championship game.

Chase Daniels sat behind Brees for three years. How’s he working out?

Are those 1,000 drowning deaths happening during sanctioned HS/NCAA swim meets or are they happening when 17 year old Billy gets hammered at a party and goes skinny dipping at 2am?

Is Krokodil still a thing?

Why does it have a passenger seat? Are there actually tracks that’ll allow riders?

For his career, he’s currently a 21 ppg & 7 apg guy and he’s 27. Over the next decade, barring another serious injury, do you think he could raise those numbers enough to be seriously considered the greatest of all time? Maybe the greatest shooter, but greatest of all time? I don’t know, man.

Three of the four 20+ point quarters were given up by the Pelicans. Some jackleg on the Blazers squad really took some shine away from Curry when he put up like, 24 on the Pels in one quarter.

How do you dent the bottom of a door like that?

I had a first get xB when I was in college, and the seats were very similar but with a much higher roof. Lots of fun had in that thing....

“GET THE CAMERAS OFF OF HIM."

For the first two-three minutes, I thought dude had died from spinal separation or something. It was very scary the way he fell and didn’t move at all.

Correct. It was in response to the bullshit penalty on that hit.

Really? Damn. I just pulled out my sweat bands and started to stretch.

I’m a Pels fan. That being said, the Pels are in the bottom 10 in the league in offense and bottom 5 on defense. Steph is amazing and can get a shot from anywhere, but I might be able to score a bucket on the Pels right now.