My main problem is that it’s not even original. Shitbag Bears fans flew this message during the 2006 NFC Championship game.

Chase Daniels sat behind Brees for three years. How’s he working out?

Are those 1,000 drowning deaths happening during sanctioned HS/NCAA swim meets or are they happening when 17 year old Billy gets hammered at a party and goes skinny dipping at 2am?

Is Krokodil still a thing?

Why does it have a passenger seat? Are there actually tracks that’ll allow riders?

For his career, he’s currently a 21 ppg & 7 apg guy and he’s 27. Over the next decade, barring another serious injury, do you think he could raise those numbers enough to be seriously considered the greatest of all time? Maybe the greatest shooter, but greatest of all time? I don’t know, man.

Three of the four 20+ point quarters were given up by the Pelicans. Some jackleg on the Blazers squad really took some shine away from Curry when he put up like, 24 on the Pels in one quarter.

How do you dent the bottom of a door like that?

“What’s wrong with being in the KKK?”

I had a first get xB when I was in college, and the seats were very similar but with a much higher roof. Lots of fun had in that thing....

“GET THE CAMERAS OFF OF HIM."

For the first two-three minutes, I thought dude had died from spinal separation or something. It was very scary the way he fell and didn’t move at all.

Correct. It was in response to the bullshit penalty on that hit.

Really? Damn. I just pulled out my sweat bands and started to stretch.

I’m a Pels fan. That being said, the Pels are in the bottom 10 in the league in offense and bottom 5 on defense. Steph is amazing and can get a shot from anywhere, but I might be able to score a bucket on the Pels right now.

Exactly. I stayed up for the Japan race, but I didn’t even make it to the start of the Shanghai race. It’s bullshit that I can’t watch a full replay whenever I damn well please.

Under age DUI with absolutely no consequences from law enforcement? Must be nice...

Has my car been recalled? No, because Subaru likes to stick its fingers in its ears and go “LALALALALA” anytime anyone talks about head gaskets on the EJ25.

In the hands of my father, the street ported, side draft carb’d 13B in his ‘85 lasted 10 years and over 100,000 miles. In the hands of my dumbass, at the age of 15, I went through two motors in as many years. That was nearly over a decade ago now, and it still sits on the side of my mother’s house, rotting away. I…