No, dick, the difference is that when you cheat, the league covers it up. When another team cheats, they get nailed to the fucking wall. Sean Payton missed an entire year because “ignorance is not an excuse” yet your GLORYBOY gets to keep his rings and not miss any games because “he had no knowledge of what was going…

Always a hot sauce truther...

While I know a sample size of one is not enough to create a conclusion, and correlation isn’t causation; the only G-Wagon owner I know is the type of fellow that wears those brightly-colored paisley-design shirts with the inner cuff being a different bright color. So...

I really appreciate the well thought out and comprehensive reply! I can’t wait to see what you guys come up with for Austin and moving forward. I might be in a bit of a minority on this site in that I don’t really care about the vast majority of supercars/new cars. Articles about racecars, racers, and races are…

Good thing we’ve never had those in the great USoA!

What are the differences between this 2.0 liter and the 2.0 liter in the BRZ? Is it just detuned? I want an XV with 180-200hp. It doesn’t need to be a WRX fighter, it just needs to get out of its own damn way.

I was kind of disappointed that Stef didn’t have more articles about the WEC race this past weekend. She had a qualifying article and a post-race article. A live blog or a couple interview pieces put up during the race would have been appreciated. Nothing crazy in depth but something more than the “I’m here, I’ll talk…

Seriously. The glass partition at the Smoothie King Center in New Orleans is, like, 18” tall. It didn’t even come up to my knees. I won’t go to a Pels game if I can’t spring for tickets in the lower bowl.

I really enjoyed watching LMP qualifying this morning. The short time limit combined with two drivers needing to set two lap times added a bit of excitement to something that is otherwise boring.

Residents of the Gulf Coast have been past it for, probably, 5 years. I do get a special laugh out of people who came to New Orleans post-Katrina who are talking about how much better the city is now than it was before Katrina.

The exaggerated wanking motion I make to every Johnny Football article causes the same type of elbow stress.

If you want to have a laugh, watch highlights of when he played at St. Aug. There was one play where he was playing line backer, and to get to the runner, he picked up this poor bastard who was lead blocking and threw him 5 yards.

The boosters spend all their money on defense and running backs. Maybe one day, they’ll cough up the money to get a real quarterback. Not that Miles would use a real quarterback because he has some fascination with shitty dual threat quarterbacks.

Southern Comfort was the name on those trucks and SUVs in Louisiana.

In a time when GM’s cars were killing people, Chrysler still, somehow, managed to make worse vehicles.

Hey man, my brother got an extra $500 on his trade-in by throwing a can of refrigerant into the system on the way to the lot. A/C worked long enough to convince the sales dude. Heh.

Kind of left field, but I’ve always thought that Tommy Kendall would be an awesome pub crawl buddy. If he’s anything like his television persona, he seems like a guy who could have a good time cracking a couple dozen beers.

I was referencing Ole Miss’s finest: Ms. Shelby Herring.

+A couple vodka waters

It’s always funny when big people drive little cars.