While not a good move, I don’t see it entirely as negative. They won the Super Bowl with a bunch of no-named, scrappy guys, a good O-Line, and a not-awful defense. Outside of quarterback, I just don’t see any one player being a determining factor.

“I betcha I can tell you where you got dem shoes at."

I have found one of these on my thigh, one on my chest, and one on my stomach in the last two to three years. It’s like they instantly appear. Totally different color and texture compared to the rest of my body hair. It’s the damnedest thing.

It’s a way to pocket more per diem.

“Fe- Fi- Fo- Fuck you, Chucky.”

I appreciate it.

If you can’t re-read your initial post and see the selfish tone it carries, I can’t help you.

“I wish strangers would stop doing something on their own volition to satisfy my own selfish reasons.”

Since “balloon tube = fists” in terms of “mutual combat”, can we expect Mayweather’s next match to be a balloon tube fight?

If only your superior intelligence could get Deadspin to cover soccer. That way, you and the other twelve people on Deadspin who care about soccer would stop bitching about it on stories about kids falling down.

It’s much more fun to see your reaction when I blindly hit “Publish”.

See how good it feels to be helpful, rather than bitching about coverage of a sport that no one cares about?

I’m a moron, remember?

I will! Continue stressing about your support not getting coverage!

Less than 10% of the nation is not a “large portion”. Sorry.

25 million people sleep through NFL games every Sunday.

This difference is, I know and accept that America doesn’t care. You soccer doofuses are shocked, confused, and angered when you see that America doesn’t care.

Do you really need someone to tell you that no one in the US cares about soccer?

My pleasure.