I'd say any Corvette. They're mainly all automatics, and they're mainly all driven slowly by fat, old, white dudes.

Kendall Bussey needs to keep his ass in Louisiana.

"I done wet my britches."

Sounds like Pal's Lounge, Sovereign Pub, Winston's Pub, and 12 Mile Limit should be on your list of bars to hit next time you're in New Orleans.

For sheer style value, I prefer this ODB clip:

There's a reason that a local New Orleans radio station started a #SaveSmitty campaign. That guy being awful is helping our lowly Saints stay in playoff contention.

It's funny that you say this because when I started reading this article, and it mentioned MB and Audi, I had a moment where I realized that I have never considered Acura to be a competitor to Audi, BMW, MB, Lincoln, Buick, Lexus, or any other luxury brand. Sure, they're Honda's luxury brand, but my subconscious…

Giancarlo Stanton would like to have word with you about safety in baseball.

Did you turn off the light when you left?

Obama looks like a bitch. He should have torn off his shirt and rode in on a tiger. You gotta out Ruskie those Ruskies.

LSU rushed 56 times in regulation. They threw it 22 times.

Minorities oppressing other minorities is always an interesting topic to me. I often try to extend the conversations when I hear them to get a better understanding, but I'm, apparently, incapable of understanding.

Same with the New Orleans area. "Liquor" stores are always more expensive.

Nothing makes me miss my previous cars like my 2002 Outback 2.5 MT.

The teams.

V6 Contour SVT had its engine pushed pretty far forward. I can't find a proper cut-away image, though.

AFTER WINNING THE SUPER BOWL, Sean Payton held an eloborate funeral, burying items commemorating the Super Bowl victory, to let his guys know that the past was the past.

You must say, "Not my problem," a lot.

Uptown, Downtown, River, and Lake