"Due to the unique way the BBC is funded..."

Third gen Lincoln Town Car with the 240hp 4.6 mod motor. The mod motor isn't as accepting to mods as the 5.0, but you can easily make this car something surprising. The car, bone stock, can put down some of the smokiest one-tire fires I've ever seen. Easily found for $5k. Another $5k into a 4.6 can get some great…

I don't know why, but "Fe-Fi-Fo-Fuck you, Chucky!" killed me.

These women fabricated hospital reports documenting their injuries?

I agree, I don't think this car needs the magical 200hp that everyone else is mentioning. The car weighs less than 2500lbs, iirc. 155hp would be a great sweet spot for a car like this.

That makes zero sense, and it's completely unacceptable. Making a sedan already puts you behind the times in utility, why the hell are you going to hamper yourself any more?

This. I have no problem shopping a sedan. Buying one, however, depends on the size of the trunk opening just as much, if not more than, cost, fuel economy, features, engine, etc.

"Sausage my fears?"

I don't think 150hp is too much to ask for... Please?

I would never purchase used any of the cars that I have actual interest in. I guess it's different being a "car guy". There's no way in hell I'm buying a GTI, FR-S, Focus ST, Fiesta ST, WRX, Civic Si or any other "performance orientated" vehicle used. I know how the majority of people who purchase these cars treat…

Dangerously slow? Please. Yes, it had just a hair over 100hp, but you do realize it only weighed 2500lbs, right?

Saw Punch Brothers about a year and a half ago down here in New Orleans. Love this guy. Check out How To Grow a Band on Netflix, if you haven't seen it. Incredibly talented people.

A corporation that weighs cost vs potential earnings? Say it isn't so!

Wow, that's great mileage! I didn't expect that kind of city mileage. I was worried that the Si wouldn't be able to hang with the newer-age competition. My driving is very similar to your 70/30, and the 21mpg EPA rating turned me off. Thanks for the response. How do you like the car?

The leaking valve cover gasket on my 2002 Outback, the leaking valve cover gasket on my mom's 2005 LGT, and the litany of issues on my dad's former/brother's current '04 STi would like to have a word with you.

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How's the gas mileage in the city? I want the Fiesta ST, but, for some reason, I don't trust the 1.6. In five years, the plan is to have a kid. I need a car that, in five years, will still work like it did leaving the lot. Which is why the Civic seems like the safest bet in my situation.

If you're 17, living with your parents, and have zero bills- sure, you can put every single cent you make into a car note, gas, and the ridiculous insurance rates for a 17 year old to own a 10+ year old sports car.

I'm actually curious about the opposite end of the spectrum. I'm 6'4", and I've felt that the only option that I'd be comfortable on would be Motards because of the seat height. With this more upright seating position, does it sit more like a dirt bike/dual purpose?

I would think Clippers first, but if Asik winds up in NOLA: Jrue, Tyreke, LeBron, Anthony Davis, and Asik sounds like a sick line-up to me.