I present to you the external temperature reading a few weeks ago from my poor Ford Taurus in Whitehorse, Yukon. It must imagine every day the life it should have had with a retiree in Boca Raton instead of a 27 year old idiot who moved to the north. Also FYI: -39 Celsius is -38 in Fahrenheit.

The girl in the passenger seat was obviously helping him steer.

In the movie Jurassic Park there was a scene where they brought dinosaurs back to life.

Well we all knew that was coming and someone had to do it.

I'm sorry. It had to be done.

Don't you mean "Swede dreams are made of these"?

Slap the new Durango racetrack lights on the back, and you've got a Dodge.

First of fucking all.

Later that day, the revolving door was fined $25,000 for what Bernie defined as an illegal doughnut.

This is not the greatest Ferrari in the world.

Maybe next time Christopher won't get in another...

This is what I heard:

This is my Stryker pumpkin this year. It didn't come with a template. I hope you know from my avatar what its from.

Why do car manufacturers install these sliding screens? They looked so tacked on and out of place. This is just my opinion, but I'd rather this be integrated properly into the dash all the time, because it doesn't look luxurious when some harsh rectangle is jutting out of a well-designed dash.

Came across this GM press film for one of the Firebirds and its autopilot system (take that Google Car!), and I loved that the two advantages they immediately showed were everyone getting a drink and grandpa chiefin' on a big cigar.