I don't understand most of these words. Slab? Why is his trunk popped? Why is that good?

When I was young I was so worried I wouldn't be able to "find" the gears in most manual cars with a shift boot. I didn't understand why all manuals weren't gated. Come to think of it, I still don't understand a shift boot in place of a gate.

Has Viper, takes pics with potato.

If you're man enough to drive one of these, you're not afraid of a salvage title. NP

The Cayenne and Panamera already have this quad-LED light setup on their Dynamic Lighting option...

I like the orange, myself.

That is pretty cool looking, are you going to take it offroad?

NICE!

that is hotness, well done sir.

Really? The design revolutions that were the LH cars? And the JX cars? And the Neon? And Viper? And '94 Ram. And '93 Grand Cherokee? And '96 Chrysler minivans? Dakota/Durango? Prowler? Chrysler is pretty much solely responsible for realizing the dreams of car buffs everywhere by putting wild concept cars into…

Did he really use a butt plug for the demo video?

Righteous!

I moved my mouse 3 times before I realized the cursor wasn't mine... Monday.

Are these really the exposed headlamps from the XJ220S? I ask because they look like standard XJ220's headlamps due to the flip down covers and the fact that there are two headlights instead of just one.

Actually, about 93-95% (not a guess — real figures) of all Chrysler dealers sell all four brands (Jeep, Chrysler, Ram, Dodge). So yes, Darts, Grand Cherokees, Wranglers and 1500s are all on the same floor. A one-stop shop, if you will.

All good choices. This just came to me: Twister's super-organized, murdered-out motorcade of the EVIL TORNADO CHASERS lead by Cary Elwes, who himself rides in a souped-up 8th-gen (73-91) Suburban:

I am Ling. Thanks so much for chicken article, Mike. For everyone else, I am real (totally real as The Marco says), my website is real, chickens are real. The Reliant Robin is NOT real, neither is the DeLorean I advertise which got me in trouble with the authorities here: http://www.lingscars.com/images/pdf/asa… ...…

when in doubt, give it a Gulf livery.