But the EMALS!

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

HUNTER PENCE LIKES BALLS IN THE FACE.

It's so hard to believe people like you exist.

A racist, a cheater, a misogynist, and a douchebag walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, Mr. Trump, we’re closed.”

A deflator, a rapist, and a fraud. They represent the GOP well.

Some people are probably offended because the whole "hands up, don't shoot" thing is a strong anti-police statement made in reference to something that really seems to not have happened.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does he also have a picture of a box of cereal on his shirt?

WHAT!? My parents lied to me. cheapskates

His mom played more D on that play than James Harden all year.

Would you call it....Linsane????

They got both calls correct. For the first one, before the catcher had the ball the runner had the back half of the plate to slide into. The second one, the catcher is blocking the whole plate before the ball gets there.

sorry, deadspin. This is the right call. Catcher collisions are horse shit, and this catcher was begging for one with the way he set up.

Historically, Nintendo never really invested a lot of effort into their baseball franchises.

FWIW, I tried to find this without the cake.

It's awfully refreshing to see so little ink on an NBA player.

Dwyane Wade wrote a letter explaining why he opted out of his contract. Fittingly, he used 'Dingbats.'

The Mesozoic Era?