“We have separation, and ignition of the second stage.”

My thoughts and prayers for your tiny penis.

Um...

THIS is journalism. Good job!

Oh... you’re one of those people. Do you also feel that taxation is theft and women owe you sex after dinner?

I hear you. The scam artists at my tire shop keep asking me if I want to pay for them to “rotate the tires.”

I’m white, so frankly I’m probably not going to have this issue...

You seem to be taking this personally. Why so butthurt?

A-B-Cl = Always be closing

lol

Watchoutwegotabadassoverhere.jpg

Go with the Thunder Grey. Blue is nice, but I’ve seen more of them in the wild than that shade of grey. They should’ve also offered it in a forest green...I think it would look very classy in that color.

To be honest, I thought all of his teeth would be canine teeth.

You are really terrible at this.

Southwest Airlines informed Jalopnik in an email that it was aware of the training and, so far, had not seen any impact.

I’m not the person you replied to, but If you live in the middle of a city, the shortest route isn’t always the fastest route. I always use Waze even when I’m going to places I’m familiar with, just because I have no idea what the traffic is like between where the trip begins and ends. Today, Waze took me on a super…

This is why we need more “like Uber, but for trucks” companies. I know they do exist, but they’re not everywhere yet.

Its a great way to feel like a student in your parent’s generation. Just like them you can experience walking to school and bumming rides from friend while your car is broken down. And you get to experience that while having a brand new car on occasion.

Name one.