Sweet Jesus, a 72 hour Imagine Dragons concert, what kind of monster thinks of that?

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

I’d much rather make a rube goldberg machine of mirrors so that the sunlight is redirected through some big magnifying glasses to burn a hole into the AudiQ5 or Lexus RX that’s been tailgating me for 20 minutes even though the left lane is open and clear,  just fucking pass me susan I can’t go any faster

My old, 25 horsepower Subaru 360 used a lawn tractor battery and that, combined with a weak generator, meant that the battery would always die in very cold weather. So, in the winter, I would disconnect the battery and bring it inside with me if the car was going to be parked for a while. College classrooms, my job,…

I think they should just dump the infotainment altogether. You have to be known for something, they are trying to be too tech in a world of a tech and not doing well at it vs competitors.

Dump steer by wire, dump the touchscreens, dump the electronic gizmos. Go analog. And lightweight. And get a reliable engine. And go…

Saw Pretty Woman again last night and now really want one of these. I still think they look good till this day.

It’s okay the people building the Alfas and the mechanics servicing them don’t have a manual either.

I can’t even imagine giving a shit about how this affects my masculinity. My dick works fine, and I think this car is great. That’s enough for me.

If I remember right, the radio on these detaches so you can picnic with it.

“The new XS3000 offers dynamic mobility in an exclusive package” = It’s capable of performing the basic, defining function of a car and we are not mentioning the lease deal in this particular ad. Unless we tacked it on the end. $199/mo with 0 down at signing before 12/31/17.

No, probably confederate

(Any excuse.)

420 is perfect. It’s just enough to stir the pot. Plenty to turn you tires into a puff a smoke and to land you in the weeds. Enough to get you real messed up, but you would stillbe able to put your foot down without bonging into a wall. If you show up at cars and coffee with 420, you might be the envy of the joint.…

Or ever.

Because you (the driver) can’t see them. Hood ornaments trace their history back to the Boyce MotoMeter, which was an early way to measure water temperature. Many companies simply added extra ornamentation around it (Packard pictured below), either as standard, or as aftermarket add-ons. When the MotoMeter became…

“YOU ARE LOOKING VERY FLESHY TODAY KAREN.”

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Summer of 2002, my mum and I had developed a weekly or so ritual of playing the board game Battleship all throughout high school. It was the final game before I went off to college 5 hours away.

The games are usually competitive, but this one it felt like we were trading shots evenly, until we’re both down to our…

I’ve used docusign extensively without issue for electronic contracts to buy cars and even homes, but then again I don’t sign without reading first. Also docusign is a well established third party that provides the ability for me to download and print all the documents.

The Aztek suggestion gave me a great idea,

Pontiac Vibe. It’s basically a Toyota Matrix, but not. Also pretty practical.