How did they combine two cars that, separately, look nothing like AMC Pacers into one car that vaguely resembles an AMC Pacer???

I keep a little vial of it in my necklace.

You forgot one.

I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!

This is the best kind of irony! 

She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro.

“Unfortunately due to COVID19 we are unable to give you a pay raise, but here is a a Jelly of the Month club for a year.”

Would hope there is more to your life than putting notes on stranger’s motor vehicles.

Elaine Benes for me...

There’s pedals in the passenger footwell to drive the compressor. If you’re driving by yourself, you just have to roll the window down, sorry.

Difficult since they stopped putting cup holders in home computers.

Here are the songs in case you can’t remember what they sounded like:

“Um, yeah, that’s not a 1996 Corvette interior, friends.”

No seriously, What the fuck?

I hate it.  But I’ll get used to it.  In fact, it’s sort of an improvement.  Actually I prefer it.  The next one after this will be terrible, surely.

Probably the opening section of Elder Scrolls III Morrowind. Getting off the boat and exploring Seyda Need. Goddamn I love Morrowind. 

Wow

Why the multiple racist shithead throwaway lines? Scumbag.

How’d he go 27 hours without playing Lacrosse?