saying this out loud makes me feel like a spoiled kid but I would really love this on the switch. I do have a vita collecting dust but can’t bring myself to pull it from the depths of storage

Sad thing was all this damage was caused by backing into one of those yellow post in the Target parking lot.

Wow, that’s really smart, carrying a bike on top of your Mini so you can tow it if it breaks down.

When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”

It’s a sex thing. Patrick edited out a bunch of stuff about that from the original draft of this, probably for the better.

I can attest to it being a practical “first coupe”—I owned one as my first car. I’ve moved three times with it, having thrown small furniture in that hatch. The plastic is so prone to scratching that it’s bound to happen anyway, so once you get over that annoyance, you will be shocked at how much stuff you can fit in…

“this guy’s ass is ready to receive it”
Wait... what?

Confirmed it is an Individual Program car, you can see it on the shock tower sticker on the website. These are not ordered by dealers, but ordered by Individuals through dealers, everyonce in awhile someone gets these and is unable to secure financing, and you get these maxed out overpriced cars.

BMW used to have 2…

Requirements? At an FCA dealer? I not even sure “Having the money” is all that important.

> reads article
> pulls VW key out of pocket, turns it over in his hand
> looks out window at 04 R32 in parking lot
> ponders trading in on a new Golf R
> thinks of VR6 burble
> puts key back in pocket, smiles

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

The @35 refers to “at 35 [years old]”... to commemorate the introduction of the first great Charger, the FWD L body, 35 years ago.

We’re certain this is Eric Clapton the musician and not Erik Clapten D.D.S. the periodontist, right?

On the flipside (this is anecdotal of course), I know literally nobody who is interested in PC gaming or building a rig.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2001-Chevrolet-Cavalier-2dr-Coupe-Z24-/172483059887?forcerrptr=true&hash=item2828caa0af:g:sVEAAOSw44BYdnRD&item=172483059887

90's Chevy cavalier.
Because a GM will run bad longer than most car will run at all.

Because

That’s why I wrote it up for you!