Weird hill to die on, man.

“Dark Souls Remastered feels more like a means to allow new players to experience the game.”

Thank you for this! I’m not sure how I missed it, but that was quite a wave of nostalgia.

My friend and I did the exact same thing for our first playthrough of this game so many years ago.

Scrolling down to a picture of Shining Force in a Mario Sports article was equal parts jarring and fantastic. Favorite game ever.

Currently have 3 Golfs as well (‘87 GTI, ‘12 GTI, ‘16 R), can confirm that I just want to continue to buy more cars.

Man, that scar sticker is an awful, awful automotive trend.

Strongly disagree.

Really? McDildertits seems pretty Irish to me.

Well, you don’t see it for long.

Breaking News: CEOs make more than most other employees

Why in the world would this be a pet peeve?

I mean...what was everybody expecting?

Loving the shots of the red one with the castle in the background.

Neutral: Jalopnik commenters.

I’m not a huge P-Car guy, but I’m over here drooling at my desk. Awesome write-up, great pictures.

But you’re supposed to drink them fresh.

No one likes the (car)toona here.

Dude, what are you talking about?

If I don’t park in the furthest/most secluded parking spot, my car will feel the wrath of door dings and shopping carts.