What the fuck are POLICE doing issuing "BREAKING" tweets or tweeting about arrests AT ALL? Are they playing the social media game now? Trying to get more Twitter followers? Drumming up interest for their own TMZ style show?

I solely want to point out that I love your username, Skrillrick and Morty.

Finish your Chobani first, and make sure to take an Uber!

Oh yeah...Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running outta you! ;)

Actually Van Halen's rider was done in that fashion to see if the promoter bothered to read the thing - and if the M&M part was skipped, they'd have their people perform safety checks on all of the stage items as there was no guarantee those were set up to the specified standard. They get a lot of shit for it, but it…

I'm sorry but trying two mentally ill children as adults doesn't solve anything. It has been scientifically proven again and again that children (and even young adults) still haven't mentally developed enough to be held completely accountable for their actions. These two children first need to be put under observation…

I haven't puked in 11 years. I've always hated the feeling of it, and hope to never experience it again.

I read his manifest because many of my white friends claimed the kid was a privileged white supremacist.

I read 141 pages of that garbage and my only conclusion was that he was balls out crazy and the only possible privilage in the case was maybe the fact he was stark raving insane was overlooked because he was a…

Thanks Mosier.

So, you've probably heard that Amway is a "pyramid scheme." But, if I could just get a few minutes of your time, then I can assure you that I'll answer all your questions and you'll be convinced that we're not a pyramid scheme. And what if I told you that you could get rich working just a few hours a week all from…

This is yet another example of why conservatives need to be divested of their wealth and positions of prominence. Yes, Sterling is openly racist, but even milder versions of Sterling (e.g. someone who denies climate change is real, or supports the horrible bigotry known as "traditional marriage", or defends hate…