"A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount, actually. Hervé Villechaize off of Fantasy Island. I think somebody from the Time Bandits did. I suppose they must get really sad about like... being really little and that... people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know,…

Good for you!

Today I learned that 99% of gawker commentators are actually very immature 13-year-olds.

What an incredibly flawed study.

"The poverty rate for female-headed families with children was 39.6 percent, compared to 19.7 percent for male-headed families with children, and 7.6 percent for families with children headed by a married couple. More than half (51.9 percent) of poor female-headed families with children lived in extreme poverty in…

Nope, everybody ought to realize that it's time to stop carrying around dead people's baggage and take advantage of the numerous opportunities available to anybody willing to work, develop valuable skills and abilities, and not fuck up their lives with unplanned pregnancies.

Bonus points if done in the style of Scrooge McDuck.

The majority of people that are supposed to feel never-ending guilt over some stupid shit people that sort of looked like them did.

LOLOLOLOLOL

So if a white guy is holding a container of kimchi, I'm allowed to think or say "wow that shit stinks", but if a Korean fella is holding the same container of kimchi, I'm supposed to completely ignore it?

So are you saying that it's impossible for a Korean florist to smell like kimchi, or are you saying that if a Korean florist does smell like kimchi, that it's racist to comment on the fact that it smells like kimchi?

Congratulations!

Though I've since grown weary of arguing with these garbage commenters and their unwillingness to have a discussion without resorting to false accusations, uppity sarcasm, and sensationalism; I really respect your ability to continually and respectfully respond and not just call them unwashed assholes.

"Batman cannot beat Superman unless a very unlikely set of circumstances occur"

The Washington Ovums?

Yea, that's like 18°F, which is obviously isn't ideal, but not the "Holy shit I'm freezing to death" cold of temperatures anything under 5°F.

Have you seen Die Hard 3 edited for television?

Jezebel, and the author of this post in particular, believed the Rolling Stone story because it fit their worldview, and since they wanted it be true, they made no attempts make sure it wasn't false.

Yea, those last 10-15 years spent rotting away with cancer and carrying around a saddlebag of your own shit seem like a blast.

Please argue that any team in the "Big 10", aka the "B1G" aka "Who gives a Fuck", is better than TCU, Baylor, or Kansas State.