Anybody who’s not using their Amazon book deal but wants to do something good could consider using it for the Cook County Juvenile Temporary Detention Center, which has an Amazon wish list—it’s Chicago, and most of their juveniles are arrested on minor drug or battery charges. They’re kids, which is largely reflected…

The country needs funny mischevious bears today more than ever.

Yeah please don’t miss the point here. It’s not about feeling sorry that someone died and didn’t get to see this. It’s that they aren’t around for their loved ones, whose fondest memories of those who are gone may involve time spent supporting this thought to be hopeless team, to share it with them.

I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYINGGGGGGGGGG

Very sorry to hear about your grandma. I hope you and your family were able to find some comfort and happiness for a few hours last night.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Hey bud, from all of us here at the Deadspin comment section, go fuck yourself.

*fart noise*

Our grandma was a huge Cubs fan and passed that on to the rest of the family. My favorite story is that the nursing home staff had a schedule of the Cubs games and times and stations, etc. Even though my family has got to watch a lot of games together this year, we our all busy and live in different states to where…

Thank you for posting this. As soon as I stop crying for the 75th time I’m getting on the Addison bus with a box full of chalk. I have quite a few names to add to that wall.

Damn onions man...

Not to take sides here, but I sure hope you plan on living past 30.

“This isn’t exactly new territory for Indians fans, many of whom are eager to point out that the logo isn’t actually racist because it wasn’t meant to be racist, or that Chief Wahoo is fine because he reminds them of watching baseball with their dads, or that they heard Native Americans have other shit to worry…

[John McClane battles Colombian hit squad. Wounded, he finds shelter behind large column. Re-loads Glock like he’s fucking done it before.]

Where the hell have you been? We’re so fucking far past the low point of this shitshow.

That’s because people called him out, said he couldn’t say shit because he wasn’t black, and then he said “excuse me???” because he is in fact half black. And to show his blackness, he wore the fro- just saying...

Wow. You’re a really shitty person.

“Next morning escort them to the city limits. This was standard practice until we somehow decided that behavior was acceptable and that we were compassionate and generous to allow it.”

“We need to stop being ‘compassionate and generous’ to the homeless in order to protect teh profits!” - A Christian, I presume

Ah yes, throw them in jail. The least cost effective means of dealing with the problem and punitive to boot! Pity the poor businesses, but fuck the taxpayer right?