Sigh. PSA: a trade deficit isn’t our government inexplicably paying too much for...something, or other countries inexplicably not paying our government for...something.

It’s almost as if this guy may not have been the best student at Wharton. Additionally, I’m beginning to think his lack of experience in geopolitics and seeming inability to understand the nuances of foreign trade are hindering his ability to move this country forward in a positive direction.

But, but, but, remember when Obama saluted a Marine while holding a cup of coffee? Talk about disrespect!!!! That was a propaganda coup for our enemies that the country still hasn’t recovered from!!!

Cowardly fat-ass and chickenhawk in chief Trump abuses American servicemen as props to cover for his failed presidency.

Fact: today was the worst Christmas Eve trading day* in history.

Trump looks set to mark his 2nd anniversary with his beloved stock indexes below his inauguration levels...

If I’m gonna be snarky on Christmas Eve Eve I would observe that all the Fox News blondes are incredibly plain if not unattractive altogether, and the blonde hair is just a glamour spell on Fox News watchers. 

First her BFF unfollowed her on Twitter, now her 17 year old nemesis is about to embark on his best life.  It couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.

Fuck that ref. That’s point one. But also, fuck Andrew Johnson’s team, coach, and school for not showing up for him. If he’s expected to sacrifice his time, youth, and energy for a sports team and their collective victories, those motherfuckers could have stuck up for him. All the weekends, afternoons, evenings,…

I would bet all the cash in my wallet that Trump has a bug up his ass about baldness and his obsession with his staff looking like “central casting”, and made Miller do this.

He is what happens when the devil rips the soul out of Pee Wee Herman and fills the empty space with Republican talking points

Jesus. I can’t believe I’m going to defend this. Better make a burner account.

I can’t believe that guy is 3 years younger than me. He has got to be one of the oldest looking 33-year-olds on the planet.

33. Never forget that. 33 years old.

Stephen Miller is a pocket-sized fascist. Trust me, I know. One of these news anchors that give him a platform to rant and rave, like he has been doing for years, should just say “Stephen, shut the fuck up.”

To be fair, his spray-on human skin looks eerily real.

As a bald man, I take serious offense to people who do this. I’m looking at you, Lebron.

Does he look even older than his last bit on TV? Is he lacking in his children’s souls?

Ding! Ding! Ding!