I went to Kaufman stadium June 2 when they played the Indians, and logged onto their wifi on my phone. 10 days later, I got an email that said “Thank you for voting, you’ve voted 25 times, you have 10 votes left.” And I hadn’t voted at all. Two days later, I got two emails, one saying, “You have reached the maximum…

That is more of an indictment of +/- as a statistic than it is Lebron James.

There are a lot of potential difference makers sitting on the bench in this series, like Marion and Miller for the Cavs and Kendrick Perkins for the Warriors.

Three. Cain, Lincecum(‘13) and Heston.

I love my Giants!

Undocumented goats being paid cents on the dollar, no doubt. Thanks Ollama.

Our society is less concerned about living the moment itself than they are about capturing so they can watch post it on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook later.

fuck that. instagram and hash that shit. GOTTA GET THE LIKES!

Look closely. Almost nobody is watching it happen. Everybody was too busy watching the screens of their smartphones. Our society is less concerned about living the moment itself than they are about capturing so they can watch it later.

I didn’t think I could hate Draft Kings more, but I can. Fortunately the Monster hat isn’t in this photo as well.

How ‘crotchety dad’ am I allowed to be over how many phones are in the shot?

This cover is fantastic, but it is also somewhat sad to me. Just enjoy the fucking moment.

seabiscuit would have won. Great movie.

“God, will you just thank him for bringing a six-pack of IPA so he’ll shut the fuck up about it?”

“kids are stupid. They can’t play a terrible game. Back in my day our games were ugly and hard and read like poorly translated stereo instructions. Games today are crap.”

Two people accounting for 77% of their points is definitely an issue!

David Blatt.

Counterpoint: That hill is awesome.

You won’t believe this:

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