“I think that Michelle Obama’s on Ellen more than I am”

He’s used to shade, what with being in Chris Farley’s shadow for 20+ years. Oh, and John Ritter’s shadow, come to think of it. Doesn’t he have any live people to exploit?

This little shit thinks he has room to talk about “thirsty”?

He’s using media to promote policies. It’s smart. It’s bringing the policy discourse to people who might not be engaged.

Seriously. Came here to say this. When was the last time David Spade had anything relevant to say?