It takes 50 Puppy candies to evolve into a Dog. Be careful, don’t transfer your favorite Puppy to the Professor, just the junk low CP ones you find in the wild. The 1000 XP for evolving is worth it though.

I cried. The la-la just does it for me. I AM SO EXCITED OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Sorry, carry on now.

It’s international grab-bag night at Al’s Pancake World.

You fucked up the Lunchable one by not getting the pizza Lunchable. As a 30 year old man, they are still a legitimate lunch choice when I don’t feel like eating out or taking a sandwich to work. It helps that thanks to a severe case of food aversion (being really fucking picky) it’s one of a handful of foodstuffs I…

This season has been SO BORING and I haven’t even watched the last two eps, just read recaps. I may watch the Men Tell All, though, and I’ll probably watch the finale.

You’ll be fine. Time will tell. You will see the play you learned so well....

Obligatory “immigrants...we get the job done” to finish off that last sentence up there. #cantleavehamlyricshanging

I am 25 years old and this is STILL MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME. I don’t know the lines to any other movie besides this one. I can probably recite the whole thing. It is fucking HILARIOUS and we can’t be friends if you disagree.