Why did this article happen? Is this like when cops pull people over at the end of the month so they can meet their quotas?

Let’s hope Michael Bolton from Office Space doesn’t start singing “When a Man Loves a Woman”.

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I wrote a response to this.

It’s not Sapp’s fault. Once those girls accepted a Bud Light, they were contractually obligated to be “up for anything.”

I’m with you. The route travelled by the string is along the hypotenuse of four triangles of base 4cm, height 3cm. 4 x 5cm = 20cm.

Maraschino cherry in an old-fashioned? Kluwe is right about you. Do you even cocktail, bro?

Actual story: Athlete loses, directs unrelated derogatory comment towards his opponent in post-game interview.

was that last paragraph a tweet by mcnabb?

Well, first it started at 30 . Then some electrodes lit up the 29. After that, it was 28....

Sorry, but there can be only one Rocket Fuel.

That "O" on the jersey is nowhere near a 27-degree tilt. This is what the "O" looks like when you drop it into Photoshop and tilt it exactly 27 degrees.

Do you even know the chief? Not only is he a friend to just about everyone he meets, but he is proud. He is proud of his heritage and he is proud to be Chief Illiniwek for the U of I. He takes what he does VERY seriously. It isn't fair for assumptions to be made OR to be disrespectful.

I grew up in Northwest Ohio and had a school mascot of Indians. I have lived in Tuscola, Illinois for over 10 years now and have 2 children in the school system. The Tuscola School District uses Warriors as their mascot. At both school districts, being called Indians and Warriors is a sense of pride. The Native…

While you're dismissing Hampton's comments as asinine, a nervous Coach Trestman is currently asking Derrick Rose for his "I Can't Breathe" T-Shirt.

Only the NFL could make me end up rooting for the guy who beat his kid.

"We asked Mr. Peterson and his representatives, including the NFLPA, for relevant information."

Yes - considering they fall over constantly with little or even no contact. That's a huge reason that soccer players are considered pussies - not how far they run. And if you 'run' 5 to 7 miles over 90 minutes that's running between a 18 minute or 12.86 minute mile, so you're going pretty freaking slow. It's really…