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It’s a nickname we give to the city. Its real name is Cholet, which doesn’t really mean anything in French. Cholet is pronounced the same way as Chaud Lait (sounds sorta like “show-lay” ) Chaud = Hot, Lait = Milk, so Hotmilk. We have the Hotmilk Breakdance Battles contest, the Hotmilk Film Festival, stuff like that.

You clearly haven’t thought this through. No way to drink through that heat shield padre...and 1-2mph?

As long as you aren’t blocking the left lane and are going the posted speed limit, enjoy!

It’s mostly me yelling at Ballaban that he’s “a loose cannon” and telling him not to “get personal.”

He wasn’t suggesting that we refuse to help. He was saying that in all likelihood the driver would get away with it even if he was apprehended, because drivers involved in cyclist fatalities are rarely prosecuted successfully.

#DriversLivesMatter

I think the most shocking part of this story is that there were TWO people in a Wal-Mart that were anti-Trump.

You boys are playing this game WRONG...

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

I bet none of their turn signals work either.

“Licence and registration, please”

Sean,

You can buy a new Neon in the US right now. It will just have a badge on it that says “Dart.”

Keeping a hooker quiet.

If I have to go deeper north or into higher elevations, I will.

God that thing is fucking ugly.... Is that why (almost) every picture has it hiding behind something? Yes, it has a nice big engine making lots of torques, but fuck me, it looks like a goddamn rental car! When this is the most appealing shot of it you can get, there’s something wrong:

answer is.... Saab-aru... ;)

“I found a killer deal on a (insert year) WRX/STi! They only want $7k for it but it comes with no wheels or engine. I have a budget of $12.50, where can I find the parts I need?”