Why are you chilling scotch?

Why are you chilling scotch?

A cup of chilled scotch during the morning commute?

A cup of chilled scotch during the morning commute?

For the love of God, why? I’ve been to war. There is nothing good or glorious about it. Yet Trump has to wave his dick around, which will only get a lot of good people killed. He already dropped a MOAB in the middle of a diplomatic crisis with Russia, signaling that he will go all the way up to using nuclear weapons,…

Actually I’m well over my quota for the week, but I figured this would be a fun little post for the weekend. Sorry you had to suffer through it.

Little short on the post quota this week there Tom?

Agreed. I back in everywhere, too. Even in my own garage! It makes fitting 2 cars inside easier.

I get the need for more space with bigger families so this isn’t a criticism. But when I see these types of posts, I always wonder what Europeans, for example, do in similar situations since they surely don’t have as many giant SUVs as the US.

two adults and three little girls that would kill each other if squished together for longer than two minutes

Family planning advice from Irma Bombeck: “Never have more children than your car has window seats”.

Pretty sure you have bigger things to worry about when you keep mentioning that your family wants to kill each other...

I’m pretty sure this is a premise for a Japanese game show/anime porn

Wimp.
My parents instilled the fear of the backhand if we ever misbehaved on long road trips.

IKR. I try to kill the planet as much as I can as well. This way my brat kids won’t have to worry about their brat kids being brats in the back seat.

You could just let them take out the weakest one. Then there’d be plenty of space! /sarcasm

Does this really measure reliability though? There’s no mention of major repairs or engine/tranny replacements. Anything can run for 200k miles if you throw enough money at it. Well anything except a Fiat anyway.

What’s hilarious about all of this is that if you take him at his word (i.e. that Obamacare is a horrible system that is hurting people), then he’s essentially willing to saddle America with terrible healthcare out of SPITE.

verrrrry interesting to consider that a poll came out today saying that only 17% of Americans aprove of this stupid thing anyway

I hate it when you post my thoughts before I do. ;p

how you gonna threaten me with a gift, don?

Star awarded with a regretful sigh.