I’d just like to thank everyone who has commented on this story thus far. I am absolutely here for this kind of commentary, sarcasm, judgment, and scathing wit.

But she didn’t, ma’am.  22 going on 5.  LOL

Please save your unwanted Vicodin for those of us who will properly appreciate them.

Serious question, with an intro preamble. A good example in relation to this issue and my question comes from an episode of Star Trek: TNG where Q tries to entice everyone with some great desire (Warf’s is some super kinky Klingon sex that he had to pretend not to like in front of everyone). Jordy’s, of course, was…

Agreed that it’s best to ignore them, but I ain’t judging anyone for smacking the shit out of this clown.

Yeah it’s not exactly justice, but you’re not going to fix America at a convenience store.

Tea time in the UK is tea and crumpets. In the US it’s tea and crackers.

Since white people keep trying to what-about Black folks for every single thing another Black person does, I'll speak for all whites and say: yeah Dehydrated Michael Rapaport here earned that beatdown.

*Puts on David Caruso sunglasses*

Ha! That woulda been so perfect! The fumble eased the tension for a split second, and he took advantage of that like a freaking cobra.

The only, ONLY thing that would have made this better is if he would have caught the can on the flip.

I’m not going to say that this is my best holiday story, but today I got an awesome gift- a gift that brought me this bang-out of joyful suprise that I didn’t think was possible for any reasonable adult to have:

When I smoked, a carton of Kools was ALWAYS appreciated.  Honestly, even now that I don’t smoke anymore, I would smoke the hell out of a carton of Kools.

Translation: “I spent $800 on a generator, so I’d have electricity when the apocalypse comes, but it’s taking too long.”

I’ll say it: I hate it, but I would absolutely watch it. Same reason once a year I break down and either rewatch the show or the far less superior movies. SATC is a comfort and I couldn’t tell you why. 

The master race isn’t even the master of his own bedroom decorations.

Interesting list. If I ever had to flee the country and didn’t own an island of my own, I’d go to Namibia. One of the world’s newest democracies (almost 30 years), most people speak English, beautiful scenery, lovely people. I can recommend it for vacations, too. The only drawback is how long it takes to get there…

Gave you a like for use of the term "windswept majesty"
Kudos, fair sir.

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