Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks! Honestly, I don't exactly hate him, but was never a fan either, and found him fairly annoying a lot of the time (even when he wasn't supposed to be).

I notice these threats are missing the greatest threat of all to a comic related golden age, the ghost of Fredric Wertham.

Tommy Wiseau. Think about it. Think about it!

Marge? Is Lisa in old Grenada?