When did Mike Brown start running the Pirates?

The slow turns to camera are superb. Someone at CAA or WME needs to sign this guy.

Agreed. I have a growing list of actors whose (new) movies I cannot watch because they are simply too famous. Post-couch Cruise tops that list (with the exception of Collateral). Also on the list: DiCaprio, Denzel, Damon, Affleck, and McConaughey. (The number of names is increasing rapidly due to the fact that all the…

Sorry, but “legit fight” is not fit to print until we reach this level:

Nick, you’re such a homer! I’m guessing you wrote this in 1 of 3 places: 1) the back patio of Jackie O’s, 2) the 7th floor stacks at Alden, or 3) some shitty basement on Mill Street.

Trump or no Trump, this country is fucking doomed to eat itself alive.

Matheny is cheap, I’ll tell you that.

+1.

I waited on Matheny once. I still tell the story, and not for good reasons. That darn cat deserves better.

Recently paid my first visit to a recreational dispensary. It was the most professional bit of capitalism I’ve ever experienced. I imagine the level of customer service I received was like that of mom-n-pop shops back in the day. Class act all around.

Great. Another reason for Cubs fans to hate him.

Jerks!

I sure liked Steph Curry a whole lot more when he wasn’t such a smug smugster.

“the best living basketball player”

Not UK fans.

*U of L

The Oscars are garbage. BUT. Hell or High Water was fucking great. Don’t be an idiot.

tRump really is New Reagan!

Mulkey sounds like she graduated from the Kirsten Pabst School for Survivor Advocacy.

I’m not saying that McGee hasn’t been guilty of, in your words, a “litany of errors.” However, it is Shaq’s fault that he, himself, is a dick.